Jeremy's talking about the Bronx Thinks it's probably a bad place to be He's says it's gonna be worse than Manhattan Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like America Take the train on up to the zoo Don't look back on what you didn't do 'Cause everybody's got a Monday Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like America It's nice to be liked But it's better by far to get paid I know that most of the friends that I had Don't really see it that way But if you could give 'em each one wish How much do you wanna bet? They'd wish success for themselves and their friends And that would include lots of money That would surely include lots of money So if there are any of you little green elves Sitting out there today Step right up, wish me old Irish luck But I also need shitloads of money And if there are any of you dirty rich old men Sitting out there today Step right up, I'm a lucky fuck But I'm gonna need shitloads of money I'm gonna need shitloads of money I have got to have shitloads of money (A few lines of Johnny Sunshine backwards) He came over to my house Didn’t even knock, just walked inside And when I didn’t wanna talk, he said "Oh god, what a lotta bullshit" Don’t be so in love with yourself (3x) ‘Cause I’m not, don’t you know I’m not And I said, you’ve got a lot of nerve, Coming here after all of the times When you tried to pull the wool over my eyes and my ears and nose and mouth Don’t be so in love with yourself (3x) ‘Cause I’m not, don’t you know I’m not And I said, you’ve got a lot of nerve After all it wasn’t me who left And now you’re sleeping with that girl that you used to say you have always hated Don’t be so in love with yourself (3x) ‘Cause I’m not, don’t you know I’m not
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