Juvenilia Lyrics


Jealousy

He's got a million dollar car
He's got a 37-year-old guitar
He's got a family who deals heroin
And you're the edge of your chair
And you feel it
He's looking at you
He's laughing at you
It happening

I can't, I can't believe it
But it's here on the page I'm reading
It's all I can do to conceal my feelings of jealousy, jealousy

I know it's just a drawer of photographs
They're ex-girlfriends, I try to remember that
I don't want to look but I'm already hooked
Darn jealousy, jealousy

I can't believe you had a life before me
I can't believe they let you run around free
Just spoiling your body wherever it seemed like a good idea
What a good idea

Standing on a corner,
Watching the ladies pass by
Imagine me behind your eyes
And then what do you see,
I saw hips, I saw thighs
I saw secret positions that we never try
I saw jealousy, I saw jealousy

I can't, I can't believe it
But it's here in the place and I see it
It's all I can do to conceal my feelings of jealousy, jealousy

Standing on mud flats
Watching the salmon fly
Wonder if I'll ever bury the hatchet inside
Imagine me behind your eyes
And then what do you see,
I saw hips, I saw thighs
I saw secret positions that we never try
I saw jealousy, I saw jealousy

I can't believe you had a life before me
I can't believe they let you run around free
Just spoiling your body wherever it seemed like a good idea
What a good idea

Turning Japanese

I got your picture
Of you and me
You wrote I love you
I love you too
I sit there staring when there's nothing else to do

Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I got your picuture, I got your picture
I'd like a million of them all By myself
I'd like a doctor to take a picture 
So I can look at you from inside as well
You got me turnin' round, I'm turnin' round, 
I'm turnin' and I'm turnin' and I'm turnin' Japanse
I think I'm turning Japanese, 
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

I got your picuture, I got your picture
I'd like a million of them all by myself
I'd like a doctor to take a picture 
So I can look at you from inside as well
You got me turnin' round, I'm turnin' round, 
I'm turnin' and I'm turnin' and I'm turnin' Japanse
I think I'm turning Japanese, 
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

No sex no drugs no wine no womyn no fun no sin no you
No wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a Cyclone Ranger
Everyone
That's why I'm turnin' Japanse
I think I'm turning Japanese, 
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Think so, think so. . .

Animal Girl

It's an animal girl and it's lying on the beach
Its ass can surf in the sand while its head's asleep
Its fingers roll a reefer cigarette
Its skin can decompose beneath the sweat
I know all I need to know
I know how much girl to go

Drinking ice scotch and soda
I proclaim the ocean like a Coppertone baby
Wait and see
You don't know who I am
Fig or tree, Lex or Superman

The owners may dim the lights
The sailors may start to fight back the dinner 
They wolfed back at the taco joint
But maybe a blue moon will shine in the heart of the 'hood

It's animal girl and its legs are turning well
The spit-o-matic flips it on its back
There's a gathering crowd of heavy-breasted men
The burn patrol is freaking out again
I know all I need to know
I know how much girl to go

California

OK, this guy walks into a bar
No, I'm just fuckin' with you, I'm kiddin'
There's this young bull and this old bull
And they're standing on top of a hill

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

So they're standing on top of this hill, right?
And they're looking over this full of pasture of cows
Whole fuckin' pasture
And the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes
"I got this really good idea"
And the old bull's like, "Yeah"

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

"Yeah," he's like, "yeah, I got this really good idea
"Let's walk run down that hill and fuck one of those cows"
And the old bull just looks at him
Ya know, he's just lookin' at him
He's like, "Look, I got a better idea"
The young bull's like, "Yeah, what's your fuckin' brilliant idea?"
And the old bull goes. . .

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

And the old bull goes,
"Let's walk down that hill and fuck all of those cows.  Dig?"
Ya know, like he ain't been in town long or somethin',
I dunno

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

South Dakota

For a mean baby, well I like your pants
Born in South Dakota
For a mean baby, well I like your hips
Born in South Dakota
I was born in South Dakota

Man, I feel lucky tonight
I'm gonna get stoned and run around
Born in South Dakota
Hey, we're goin' to a rodeo town
I'm gonna get drunk and fuck some cows
Born in South Dakota
I was born in South Dakota
I was born in South, huh-huh, Dakota

Hey all you city-fucks it's a prairie man's world
It's wide open
Hey all you city-fucks it's a prairie man's world
Masons and lumberchucks, as god as my squirrel (?)
It's wide open
I said it's wide open
Huh-huh, Dakota

Man, I feel lucky tonight
I'm gonna get stoned and run around
Born in South Dakota
Hey, we're goin' to a rodeo town
I'm gonna get drunk and fuck some cows
Born in South Dakota
I was born in South Dakota
I was born in South, huh-huh, Dakota

Hey all you city-fucks it's a prairie man's world
It's wide open
Hey all you city-fucks it's a prairie man's world
Masons and lumberchucks, as god as my squirrel (?)
Mr. Flip-top and Razorback, you know I'm your girl
I'm wide open
I said I'm wide open
Huh-huh, Dakota (3x)

Batmobile

Fire up the batmobile
'Cause I gotta get outta here
I don't speak the language
And you gave me no real choice, you gave me no real choice
You made me see that my behavior was an opinion

So fire up the batmobile
'Cause I gotta get outta here
It's the mouth of the gifthorse I know
But I gave it my best shot, I gave it my best shot
I gave you the performance of a lifetime

Fire up the batmobile
'Cause I gotta get outta here
Big shoulders block the view
You can't get your money back, you can't get your money back
You can't pretend that isolation is the same as privelege

So I hope you all will see
There just isn't a place here for me
I look around and feel like somebody must be fucking with me
I just can't take any of you seriously
And I can't keep keeping myself company

Dead Shark

Don't be so rude
I was only trying to make conversation
Take that wall down, this is not going anwhere (?)
Got a dead shark on our hands
Got a dead shark on our hands
Got a dead shark on our hands

I'm just trying to get a handle on this
I'm just trying to figure out where I stand
I'm just trying
So sue me for trying

Do I just have a problem, or did you also think that this was hot?

I really hate talking to you on the telephone
Can't we just work it out
Let you come on over?
Can't we just work it out
That you stay here and mine?

I'm not looking over my shoulder
I'm not gazing up at the stars
I'm not thinking about years in the future
I'm just wondering where you'll sleep tonight

Do I just have a problem, or did you also think that this was hot?

I'm not looking over my shoulder
I'm not gazing up at the stars
I'm not thinking five years in the future
I'm just wondering where you'll spend tonight

Easy

I think you're trying to scare me
So that I will stop thinking about you
I think you're trying to scare me
So that I will stop trying to be you

It's not that easy
It's not that easy

I laughed when I heard you died
'Cause I didn't know what else I was gonna do
Now I laugh when I see you alive
'Cause I think you're just pulling my leg

It's not that easy
It's not that easy

Well it must have have taken a whole lot of anger
And it must have taken a whole lot of time
But I can't believe that you found me after all these years
I guess you must have something heavy on your mind

And I can't believe that you thought I'd be happy
To see you up and around like it's any morning
You look like shit and the smell is even better
And I feel like shit and I wanna go back to bed.

You can walk through walls
You can make the head of dolls spin around
You can haunt the halls
But you can't ask me to make you feel at home

It's not that easy
It's not that easy

Transcribed by Jennie Corman. Questions? E-mail me

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