Whip-Smart


Chopsticks

I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to do it backwards and I said that's just fine with me
That way we can fuck and watch TV

It was 4 am and the light was grey like it always in paperbacks

He asked if I liked playing jacks
I told him that I was good to sixes but all hell brook loose after that

I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was 12 at summer camp
We didn't say anything after that

I dropped him off and drove on home 
'Cause secretely I'm timid

Supernova

I have looked all over the place
but you have got my favorite face 
You eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass
And your lips are smooth and slippery like a cherub's bare wet ass

'Cause you're a human supernova, a solar superman
You're an angel with wings of fire
A giant, flying friction blast

You want in clouds of glitter
And the sun reflects your eyes
And everytime the wind blows I can smell you in the skies
Your kisses are as wicked as an M-16
And you fuck like a volcano and you're everything to me

'Cause you're a human supernova, a solar superman
You're an angel with wings of fire
A giant, flying friction blast

'Cause you're a human supernova, a solar superman
You're an angel with wings of fire
A giant, flying friction blast

Support System

I don't need a support system
Lifting me into prop position
What I need is a man of action, 
I need my attraction to you
Driving me down all those dangerous avenues
Lions and tigers tearing at their food

I know the gossip
Flies around at breakfast
One of them rings in your hand
Where do you get the fuck off thinking
I was there at the party 'cause
All of my friends feed me evil reasons
Why you and I should not be friends
Let's think this whole thing through
Tell me, just what the hell is a lover supposed to do?
I got the wrong reaction
A slap in the face from you

This is such a stupid picture
Wrap me in a steak 
Why don't you throw me a panter cage
Maybe then I'll like you better
(No way)

I don't need a support system
Lifting me into prop position
What they make is a separation of beauty from attitude
What satisfaction is left when all he you do tells everyone
You're acting untrue

This is such a stupid picture
Light a cigarette why don't you
Stub in a carburator
Maybe then you'll sell me something

I don't need a support system
Put your hand on my heart and listen
What I need is a dedication to last me all the way through
Pointing my finger I'm counting on loving you.
Over and above the passion, I'm connected to you.

X-Ray Man

(What assholes)
As far as I known, baby, you can see
As far as I go, funky baby, diggin' deep inside of me
(uh uh uh uh. . .)

As far as  know, sister, I'll alright
As far as I know, funky lady, I'm coming home tonight
You can't see
Through the smoke

You're an X-Ray man
You got X-Ray eyes
[under]
Why don't you put on your two-way sombrero and leave
[over]
This is no reflection on you,
It's just what I see inside of me

You're an X-Ray man
You've got white-wall tires
Iodine tan, cheap unpleasant desires

You're an X-Ray man
You got an X-Rated mind
You're not satisfied looking at me
You're always checkin' out the girl behind

you're an X-Ray man
You got secret plans for me.

Shane

I know that it was the night that the war broke out
Because you and I were driving around
You were doing the story about
If people understood what had happened to their world
Tonight, in bed, sleeping
The world, tonight, in bed, asleep

You said that you were in touch with the draft-resistors
In case the big boys called you up.
You're gonna have to let them
Dick you around
But don't let them make you do 
What you can't live with 
Tonight, in bed, with me, sleeping
You looked like you were just a little kid

Shane, I said, you've got to watch your ass
You gotta have fear in your heart (25x)
[many languages underneath]

Nashville

They don't know what they like so much about it
They just go for any shiny bauble
And nobody sparkles like you

But I can't imagine it in better terms
Than naked half-awake about to shave and go to work
And I'm starting to think it could happen to me
Like it did to you
And I'm starting to actually feel it
Seep through the slick divide
Now I don't crack a door too far
For anyone who's pushing too hard on me

They don't know what they like so much about it
Maybe it goes on the other side of the hallway
The writing's so small from here

But I can't imagine it in better terms
Than naked half-awake about to shave and go to work

I won't decorate my love(10x)

Go West

Safe on the interstate
New York is 3000 miles away
And I'm not looking forward to following through
But it's better than always running back into you
I close my eyes and my back account
Go west, young man

Take off the parking break
Go coasting into a different state
And I'm not looking forward to missing you
But I must have something better to do 
I've got to tear my life apart 
And go west, young man

And it feels like I've got something to prove
But in some ways it's just something to do
My friends turn me around and say 
You go west, young man

Stepping down off my platform shoes
69 in the afteroon
And I'm waiting for someone in the know
Like Pirner tells me on the radio
Says take it from someone who's been there before
You go west young man

And I'm looking for somebody to do
My thinking for my till I come through
The state line highway sign says 
You go west, young man

And it feels like I've got something to prove
But in some ways it's just something to do
The state line highway sign says
You go west young man

Cinco de Mayo

Cinco de Mayo, blow out denial 
It wasn't fun this time
Letting you go

What if I never, a bullet forever
Held out my hand to you
We wouldn't have known
Beautiful fool
Absolute measure, I ain't no pleasure out
Bus out of control
Plowing the road

Out on a bender
Just like Alice falling down
A deepening hole

I'd never been to Rome till you smiled
You're about as old and piled
Used to pray for snow
Now I just wonder 
The spell I was under
Thinking you thought of me
As something to hold

I'd never been to Rome till you smiled
You're about as old and piled

Cinco de Mayo
Burn out Ohio
It wasn't me this time, letting you go
(Two time!)

Dogs of LA

The canyon air is like a breath of fresh LA
I was Star Trek crew memeber
With my Beatle boots and my Super-8
And I raced you to the top
The camera gets a stuttered shot 
Of me approaching the painted shrine

I kissed the Buddha and made him cry
I kissed the Buddha and made him cry
Georgie, I'm your friend
And the shit brown resevior is a testement to the Dogs of LA
The hold the place like the mafia and say
Round me round again

The sawed off tree trunks stand among the living palms
You were beaming as I focused in and I panned along
And I raced you to the top
Kicking snakes up for dusty rocks
Young Abe Vigoda plays Frankenstein


I kissed the Buddha and made him cry
I kissed the Buddha and made him cry
Georgie, I'm your friend
And the shit brown resevior is a testement to the Dogs of LA
The hold the place like the mafia and say
Round me round again
I wanna go again
The shit brown resevior is a testement to the Dogs of LA
The hold the place like the mafia and say
Round me round again

Whip-Smart

I'm gonna tell my son to grow up pretty as the grass is green
And whip-smart as the English Channel's wide
And I'm gonna tell my son to keep his money in his matress
And his watch on any hand between his thighs

And i'm gonna lock my son up in a tower
Till I write my whole life story on the back of his big brown eyes

When they do the double-dutch, that's them dancing (5x)

I'm gonna tell my son to be a circus 
So that death is cheap and games are just another way of life
And I'm gonna tell my son to be a profit of mistakes
Because for every truth there are half a million lies
And I'm gonna lock my son up in a tower 
Till he learns to let his hair down far enough to climb outside

When they do the double-dutch, that's them dancing (4x)

When they do the double-dutch, that's them dancing (repeat to end)

Jealousy

He's got a million dollar car
He's got a 37-year-old guitar
He's got a family who deals heroin
And you're the edge of your chair
And you feel it
He's looking at you
He's laughing at you
It happening

I can't, I can't believe it
But it's here on the page I'm reading
It's all I can do to conceal my feelings of jealousy, jealousy

I know it's just a drawer of photographs
They're ex-girlfriends, I try to remember that
I don't want to look but I'm already hooked
Darn jealousy, jealousy

I can't believe you had a life before me
I can't believe they let you run around free
Just spoiling your body wherever it seemed like a good idea
What a good idea

Standing on a corner,
Watching the ladies pass by
Imagine me behind your eyes
And then what do you see,
I saw hips, I saw thighs
I saw secret positions that we never try
I saw jealousy, I saw jealousy

I can't, I can't believe it
But it's here in the place and I see it
It's all I can do to conceal my feelings of jealousy, jealousy

Standing on mud flats
Watching the salmon fly
Wonder if I'll ever bury the hatchet inside
Imagine me behind your eyes
And then what do you see,
I saw hips, I saw thighs
I saw secret positions that we never try
I saw jealousy, I saw jealousy

I can't believe you had a life before me
I can't believe they let you run around free
Just spoiling your body wherever it seemed like a good idea
What a good idea

Crater Lake

Once you've left a lonely rage on it's own, it grows
And dynamite stuffed in a mailbox
Doesn't smoke until it blows
And oh, all the tears
In four tiny years
Well look at me I'm frightening my friends
You better roll me. . .

I bought a map of the moon
There's a crater with my name on it and a really good view
There I was getting drunk in your room
'Cause I wanted to throw my weight around

Oh, all the tears
In four tiny years
Well look at me I'm frightening my friends
You better roll me home (3x)

Alice Springs

See the sun, rise so loud
This whole town gets drowned out
Sky-writing with the sweep of a flashlight
I'm driving over that way
Some put of gold it's just a carpeting store on opening day

See the moon, rise so slow
And shallow it burns a halo in my eyes
It's hard to swallow
It's hard to breath
So many opals nobody here knows what to believe
They've got me underground

May Queen

Don't be fooled by him he's fine
Rock and roll Ken-doll, 
He's a national end-all
He's an off-and-on friend of mine 

Where have I been?
Got any what?
Who have I seen?
I spy a May Queen
You were miles above me
Girls in your arms
The chaning of a majesty's guard is truly amazing

Got any what?
Disease, hashish, a mind?
Do I have any what?
Where have I been?
Got any what?
Who have I seen?
I spy a May Queen
You were miles above me
Girls in your arms
You could have planted a farm, with all of them hayseeds

Transcribed by Jennie Corman. Corrections? E-mail me

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