My siblings keep making up these quizzes in their AIM profiles. I hate AIM (well, I hate the AIM client), so I'm making one on my webpage instead. I've divided this up into different sections. One section my RPI friends should be able to do well on, another my Agawam friends & family should be able to do well. But first, there's a general section that everyone should be able to do well on.

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Note: Unless otherwrise specified, each question is assumed to be "As of March, 2003"
  1. General questions
    1. Who was the first girl I ever went out with?
      Becca
      Pam
      Heather
      Michelle
      Alyssa
      Chrissie
    2. What year did I graduate High School
      1995
      1996
      1997
      1998
      1999
      2000
    3. Which of these is NOT a reason I want to get a PhD?
      To be the first ever Dr. Lalli
      To make lots more money
      To delay getting a real job just a few more years
      To write a doctoral thesis
      To increase my amount of technical knowledge
      None of the above - those are all true reasons
    4. Other than being employed by RPI, where was my most recent job?
      General Electric, Research & Development
      Stratus Computers
      McDonald's
      Whalley Computer Associates
      General Electric Power Systems
    5. Which of these genres am I NOT a fan of?
      Star Trek
      Star Wars
      Stargate SG-1
      Lord of the Rings
      Disney
      Harry Potter
    6. My life-long amount of alcohol consumption is limited to:
      2 bottles of beer
      1 shot of vodka
      1 strawberry daquiri
      I've never had alcohol of any kind
      A couple sips of sacramental wine
    7. As of March, 2003, I count all of these people among my very good friends:
      Rob, Seth, Charlie
      Becca, Mike, Kevin, Charlene, Keith, Josh
      Angie, Becca, Alyssa
      Dave, Stu, Padraic, Kyle, Ryan
    8. My favorite place for eating Buffalo Wings is:
      EB's, Agawam
      Elda's, Troy
      Hooters, Albany
      RPI Union, Troy
    9. Which of these states have I never stepped foot into?
      Vermont
      Michigan
      Texas
      California
      Florida
      South Carolina
      I've never been in ANY of those states
    10. The first car I ever had was a:
      Green 1994 Ford Tempo
      Grey 1988 Oldsmobile
      Blue 2001 Nissan Sentra
      Red 1995 Dodge Caravan
  2. Agawam & Family questions
    1. Biologically speaking, how many siblings and half-siblings do I have?
      Three half, zero full
      One half, three full
      Zero half, three full
      Three half, one full
      Four half, one full
      Four half, zero full
    2. Not counting myself, how many members of my immediate family have the same color eyes as I do?
      0
      1
      2
      3
      4
      5
    3. What role did I play at the wedding of my parents (mother & step-father)?
      Best man
      Ring bearer
      Usher
      None - I was a fetus!
      Caterer
    4. How many Agawam houses have I ever lived in?
      0
      1
      2
      3
      4
    5. Which of these AHS clubs was I member of?
      Future Teachers of America
      Future Farmers of America
      French National Honor Society
      Math Club
      Yearbook
      Uniqorn
    6. At one point or another, each of my siblings have competed in this sport:
      Volleyball
      Baseball
      Track
      Basketball
      Soccer
    7. My parents met at:
      A bar
      Church
      A grocery store
      The post office
      The wedding of a mutual friend
    8. I took these four AP exams in High school
      Spanish, English, Physics, Calculus
      English, Computer Science, Calculus, Biology
      Biology, Physics, Calculus, English
      Calculus, Spanish, US History, Computer Science
      European History, Calculus, Physics, Chemistry
    9. Which of these dances did I not attend?
      8th Grade Dance
      Junior Prom
      Senior Kid Party
      Senior Semi Formal
      Senior Prom
    10. How many first cousins do I have?
      5 Raymonds, 10 Lallis
      8 Raymonds, 9 Lallis
      4 Raymonds, 15 Lallis
      5 Raymonds, 13 Lallis
      4 Raymonds, 10 Lallis
  3. RPI questions
    1. What is my major?
      Mathematics
      Computer Engineering
      Computer Science
      Information Technology
      Management
      Philosophy
    2. As of March 2003, who are my current housemates?
      Becca, Keith, Rabbitt, Colleen
      Jon, Mike, Ben
      Kevin, Justin, Chris
      Michal, Josh, Eric
      Michael, Jessica, Megan
    3. Which of these RPI clubs and organizations have I NOT been a part of?
      UPAC Cinema
      Rensselaer Union Business Operations Committee
      UPAC Comedy
      Racquetball Club
      SCUBA Club
      Pro Wrestling Club
    4. What course do I teach at RPI?
      Programming in Java
      Programming in Lisp
      Programming in PHP
      Programming in Perl
      Computer Science I
      Underwater Basketweaving
    5. What was my undergraduate minor?
      Philosophy of Science & Logic
      Computer Science
      Computer Engineering
      Information Technology
      Mathematics
    6. Which of these positions have I NOT held in UPAC Cinema?
      Qualified Projectionist
      Summer Co-Chair
      Co-Team Leader
      Publicity Coordinator
      Film Runner
    7. In which building is my office located?
      Union
      Amos Eaton
      Lally
      CII
      JEC
    8. Since arriving at RPI, in how many residences have I lived (nothing in Agawam counts)?
      3
      4
      5
      6
      7
    9. Which of these is my favorite restaurant (out of those listed)?
      Shalimar
      '76 Diner
      Chile's
      Circle Diner
      Ali Baba
      Fresno's
    10. For which position in Student Government have I run?
      I have never run for student goverment
      President of the Union
      Grand Marshal
      Student Senate
      Grad Council
      Eboard
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